Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3671985 times)

Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3960 on: November 17, 2008, 07:36:28 pm »
A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3961 on: November 17, 2008, 11:35:34 pm »
  A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3962 on: November 17, 2008, 11:53:21 pm »
A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3963 on: November 18, 2008, 12:05:42 am »
Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
So L.D. wouldn't worry.

Ahem, I was just making a comment with this first line! But you limericksters ran with it! You guys crack me up!!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3964 on: November 18, 2008, 12:19:39 am »
A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.
By that sweet life Jack sought

Ahem, I was just making a comment with this first line! But you limericksters ran with it! You guys crack me up!!

 :laugh: ;)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3965 on: November 18, 2008, 03:33:50 am »
A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.
By that sweet life Jack sought

 :laugh: ;)
               


         Well Lee ya gotta see, we are like monkeys in a row.  Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.




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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3966 on: November 18, 2008, 08:02:50 am »
Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue


 ;) ;D :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3967 on: November 18, 2008, 08:45:15 am »
Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3968 on: November 18, 2008, 09:43:39 am »

Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch
his pants, Jack did ditch


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3969 on: November 18, 2008, 04:50:22 pm »

Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch
his pants, Jack did ditch
Their love for each other was true.
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