Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3671981 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3730 on: October 09, 2008, 09:20:44 pm »
I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3731 on: October 09, 2008, 09:26:26 pm »
I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3732 on: October 09, 2008, 09:30:04 pm »
I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3733 on: October 09, 2008, 09:35:31 pm »

I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
touching and grabbing and rolling around


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3734 on: October 09, 2008, 09:44:43 pm »
I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
touching and grabbing and rolling around
And ripping at each others clothes...
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3735 on: October 09, 2008, 09:47:01 pm »
nicely done, Katie.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3736 on: October 09, 2008, 09:48:18 pm »
You start one Chucky
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3737 on: October 09, 2008, 09:51:07 pm »
Ok.....gimme a sec.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3738 on: October 09, 2008, 09:52:28 pm »
Ennis had to use spit for some lube


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3739 on: October 09, 2008, 10:17:20 pm »
Ennis had to use spit for some lube                                  oh Yuk.....where will this one go.......

Now what the bloody hell rhymes with lube.........maybe tube but Im not going there.... ::) ::)
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