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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3870 on: October 27, 2008, 07:01:17 am »
Jack was feeling horny as hell
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3871 on: October 27, 2008, 01:01:50 pm »



         Jack was feeling horny as hell
         Ennis was feeling that way as well
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3872 on: October 27, 2008, 06:33:12 pm »
Jack was feeling horny as hell
Ennis was feeling that way as well
So off to the tent they jiggety jogged
Into each other, they lustfully bogged
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3873 on: October 27, 2008, 07:02:57 pm »



Jack was feeling horny as hell
Ennis was feeling that way as well
So off to the tent they jiggety jogged
Into each other, they lustfully bogged
Deeply in love they ultimately fell.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3874 on: October 27, 2008, 07:49:59 pm »
Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3875 on: October 27, 2008, 08:08:07 pm »
Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
 
 
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3876 on: October 27, 2008, 08:09:42 pm »



Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3877 on: October 27, 2008, 08:25:33 pm »
Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
ran his fingers through Ennis' hair
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3878 on: October 27, 2008, 10:39:12 pm »
Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
ran his fingers through Ennis' hair
Getting where he wanted to by any means
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3879 on: October 27, 2008, 10:40:28 pm »
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When he reached his destination, Jack said "Wow!"
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