Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

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Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,

[Katie77]

Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud

[Delmardeb]

Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"

[ifyoucantfixit]

Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"
She groused, saying "it would be fun, I know.

[Lumière]

Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"
She groused, saying "it would be fun, I know."
He ignored her and sat on his cigarette cloud..




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That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat

[Katie77]

That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat

[Delmardeb]

That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake

[ifyoucantfixit]

That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake
He tolerated the place for his mamas sake.

[Delmardeb]

That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake
He tolerated the place for his mamas sake.
Because his ignorant father treated him like a door mat.

[Delmardeb]

New one:

Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin