Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

The car had to be home at midnight
So Lureen hurried up baring all, it felt right.
And poor Jack had no chance,
Defeatism his stance
With a sigh, he accepted his plight...

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

       LaShaun "talked a blue streak."

[Mikaela]

 LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak

[ifyoucantfixit]

 LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
 Men didnt dance with their wives

[Mikaela]

LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
 Men didnt dance with their wives
'cause they'd break out in hives

[ifyoucantfixit]

LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
 Men didnt dance with their wives
'cause they'd break out in hives
He wished for Ennis's cheek to cheek.

[Delmardeb]

New one

Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar

[ifyoucantfixit]

  Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
  His heart and his soul was admired near and far

[Lumière]

Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far;
Plus, he had a great smile

[LauraGigs]

Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far;
Plus, he had a great smile
And could be ver-sa-tile