Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Katie77]

Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose"
And Jack was stunned, that someone knows,
He drove to Texas to try the Rodeo.
Where he met Lureen, a cowgirl in the show
And Jack at last forgot his woes....


An open door, she saw the kiss

[Delmardeb]

An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss

[ifyoucantfixit]

An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss
Ennis said his friend was from Texas

[Lumière]

An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss
Ennis said his friend was from Texas
We're going, don't care if she lets us!
he said to himself, with a hiss.




Next:

She loved Ennis but Monroe was true

[Katie77]

She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due

[ifyoucantfixit]

She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again

[Katie77]

She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again
Something Ennis thought insane

[ifyoucantfixit]

She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again
Something Ennis thought insane
Said I was burned when married to you

[ifyoucantfixit]

new one


     Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.

[Delmardeb]

new one

Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
He got beat up which wasn't his plight