Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

He'd never felt so sick in his life,
And just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do?
Knowing Jack's love was true
He went sullen with this inner strife.

 

[Lumière]

That was a sad one ... 

Something more upbeat:

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,

[southendmd]

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,

[ThePirateBride]

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier

[Snowflakes]

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier

[Lumière]

I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier.
Tonight is the night I will do him right!


 

[Mikaela]

Time to start another one?


The snow barely lasted an hour,

[Fran]

The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour

[David]

The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,

[Ray]

The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,