Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,

[Pipedream]

He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare

[Lumière]

He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare
His tears fell, all he could feel was gloom!


 

[ThePirateBride]

 

There once was a brat named Bobby

[Lumière]

There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.

[Snowflakes]

There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child

[JulietteMontague]

There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild

[David]

There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild,
They need to get him a Hobby!

[Pipedream]

New one:

The sheep on the mountain were sleeping.

[Ray]

The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguire, on horse back, was creeping,