Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1702040 times)

Brown Eyes · « **Reply #1871 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:27:49 pm »

Quote from: Ellemeno on August 04, 2006, 01:06:50 pm

Amanda, "Stampede," mixed with "tiny, pastel" is about the cutest image ever.

I hope you are doing well.
Clarissa

**Why thank you very much. It just so happens that the SUN and the MOON have a special gift for wrangling tiny pastel ponies. Unfortunatley these talents don't extend to sheep. But, the "in" with the ponies came in handy whilst dealing with the un-seasonal August SNOW. It seems that the SUN and MOON really should be expected to at least try to "control the weather"... or so it would seem.**

Daniel · « **Reply #1872 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:44:17 pm »

Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 08:21:16 pm

YOUNG JACK:

((backs up a step or two, frightened by Aguirre's expression))

Uhh, Mr. Aguirre? You tryin' to sing again?

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1873 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:04:34 am »

ATTENCION!! WRATH ALERT!! WRATH OF AGUIRRE AHEAD!! SECURE ALL HATS AND SHIRTS!!!

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1874 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:26:17 am »

AGUIRRE (seeing red) boils with demonic energy, glazed with flickering broken-cloud light; the wind combs the grass and draws from the krummholz and slit rock a bestial drone!! The curse of BrokenArsed Mountain, first visiting him 20 years before, is reenergized!!

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1875 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:33:53 am »

`~~AGUIRRE sees red in the paint brands of the Chilean sheep, which trigger the ancient curse of BrokenArsed Mountain~~

AGUIRRE:

**All I cain thaink about is that day, 20 years ago, when Harold and I said goodbye, see ya around, and drove off in differnt directions...**

~~In an outpouring of angst and suffering~~

**AAAAAAAGGGGUUUUIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEE**

Brown Eyes · « **Reply #1876 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:36:28 am »

SUNSHINE PONY- Um, Mr. Aguirre, sir... I see that you're all upset and blustering around because the sight of Ennis and Jack together has caused you to recall your own secret, long-smoldering and long-repressed "thing" for Uncle Harold. Maybe you have some issues of your own to work out... Maybe you could look on the bright side of this situation and see it as an opportunity for personal growth. Or maybe a sign that it's time to reach out to good ol' Hal and see if there's a chance at a second try...

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1877 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:42:02 am »

((AGUIRRE catches glance from Jack. The impression from those blue, blue eyes has a sudden impact. He catches himself, calms down, deflates...))

AGUIRRE:

Ranch stiffs. . . they. . . they ain't never no good. . .

((He stumbles away))

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1878 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:50:15 am »

((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))

**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**

Ranch stiffs... ain't good...

((gasps))

Ain't no good... ain't never good...

((gasps again))

((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))

**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1879 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:58:54 am »

~~(The difference between the Curse of BrokenArsed and the Benediction of BrokenArsed lies in the number of negatives in the sentence!)~~

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