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southendmd
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Reply #120 on:
January 21, 2010, 03:02:56 pm »
Q. Where did Jack get the weed from?
A. His mother-in-law was a major dealer in Childress.
Q. Who is Don Wroe, anyway?
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Shakesthecoffecan
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Q. Who is Don Wroe, anyway?
A. Don Wroe is a plump, govial 73 year old neighbor of Ennis's who has 14 cats and is always asking Ennis to have supper with him.
Q. What did Jack tell his family when took off when Ennis's divorce came thru?
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Q. What did Jack tell his family when took off when Ennis's divorce came thru?
A. That he was just going out to get a pack of smokes.
Q. Why did Ennis put the blocks to Cassie?
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Why did Ennis put the blocks to Cassie?
A. Because he was trying to build a fence to sit on.
Q. Why could Ennis paw the white off the moon?
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January 25, 2010, 06:18:54 pm »
Q. Why could Ennis paw the white off the moon?
A. Because all the other colours were already taken.
Q. Who was calling Aguirre?
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Q. Who was calling Aguirre?
A. His Avon lady.
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Story Cassie had "some problems" that Ennis didn't want. What were they?
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January 25, 2010, 06:37:08 pm »
Q. Story Cassie had "some problems" that Ennis didn't want. What were they?
A. a) It freaked him out that she would start playing with his toes whenever they were in bed.
b) She always dipped her buttered toast in her morning coffee.
c) Her belly button was neither an innie nor an outie.
Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?
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January 25, 2010, 07:59:59 pm »
Quote from: Lumière on January 25, 2010, 06:37:08 pm
Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?
Any "wrong" answer I can think of somehow seems sacrilegious.
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January 26, 2010, 04:44:02 pm »
I'll give it a try then:
Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?
A. There was a button missing, and Jack planned to mend it before giving it back to Ennis.
Q. Why is LD walking sidewards?
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January 27, 2010, 02:13:09 am »
Q. Why is LD walking sidewards?
A. He was practising for his next Pas dedDeux with Fayette. They always contributed something elegant to the country club's annual ball.
Q. What big achievements could Ennis have reached if he had three hands?
=== aside ===
I always wondered about LD's strange sidewards movements.
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