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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #120 on: January 21, 2010, 03:02:56 pm »
Q. Where did Jack get the weed from?

A.  His mother-in-law was a major dealer in Childress.


Q.  Who is Don Wroe, anyway?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #121 on: January 21, 2010, 03:32:13 pm »
Q.  Who is Don Wroe, anyway?

A. Don Wroe is a plump, govial 73 year old neighbor of Ennis's who has 14 cats and is always asking Ennis to have supper with him.

Q. What did Jack tell his family when took off when Ennis's divorce came thru?
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #122 on: January 21, 2010, 04:01:46 pm »
Q. What did Jack tell his family when took off when Ennis's divorce came thru?

A. That he was just going out to get a pack of smokes.

Q. Why did Ennis put the blocks to Cassie?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #123 on: January 25, 2010, 06:08:31 pm »

Q. Why did Ennis put the blocks to Cassie?


A.  Because he was trying to build a fence to sit on.


Q.  Why could Ennis paw the white off the moon?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #124 on: January 25, 2010, 06:18:54 pm »
Q.  Why could Ennis paw the white off the moon?

A.  Because all the other colours were already taken.

Q. Who was calling Aguirre?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #125 on: January 25, 2010, 06:21:03 pm »
Q. Who was calling Aguirre?

A.  His Avon lady.



Q.  Story Cassie had "some problems" that Ennis didn't want.   What were they?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #126 on: January 25, 2010, 06:37:08 pm »
Q.  Story Cassie had "some problems" that Ennis didn't want.   What were they?


A. a) It freaked him out that she would start playing with his toes whenever they were in bed.
    b) She always dipped her buttered toast in her morning coffee.
    c) Her belly button was neither an innie nor an outie.


Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #127 on: January 25, 2010, 07:59:59 pm »
Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?

Any "wrong" answer I can think of somehow seems sacrilegious.  :-X
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #128 on: January 26, 2010, 04:44:02 pm »
I'll give it a try then:


Q. Why did Jack steal Ennis' shirt in the first place?

A. There was a button missing, and Jack planned to mend it before giving it back to Ennis.

Q. Why is LD walking sidewards?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #129 on: January 27, 2010, 02:13:09 am »
Q. Why is LD walking sidewards?

A. He was practising for his next Pas dedDeux with Fayette. They always contributed something elegant to the country club's annual ball.

Q. What big achievements could Ennis have reached if he had three hands?



=== aside ===
I always wondered about LD's strange sidewards movements.