BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[Monika]

Q.  Is that 'helfire and brimstone" crowd fun at parites?

A. Hell yeah!




Q. What did Alma think about Jack´s looks?

[ifyoucantfixit]

Q. What did Alma think about Jack´s looks?

A. She didn't like the fact that they were mostly at Ennis.


Q. Why didn't Jack drown in all that clear blue sky?

[Sason]

Q. Why didn't Jack drown in all that clear blue sky?


A. He knew how to sky dive.


Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife?

[Monika]

Q. Why did Monroe use an electric knife?

A. It was a gift from Junior, who knew Monroe wasn't good with electric equipment, cause "if you can't stand it, you got to fix it"



Q. Did Junior's fiancee really love her?

[Sason]

Q. Did Junior's fiancee really love her?


A. Actually, no. Curt loved only himself, but it was nice to marry into a grocery store! He figured he could cut expenses that way, and get free beer and spinach. Curt loved beer and spinach.


Q. Why didn't the bear attack and eat Ennis and the mules?

[southendmd]

Q. Why didn't the bear attack and eat Ennis and the mules?

A.  Because bears only eat soup.



Q.  What does elk taste like?

[Sason]

Q.  What does elk taste like?


A. Kinda spinach-y.


Q. What would have happened had Game and Fish found out about the elk?

[ifyoucantfixit]

Q. What would have happened had Game and Fish found out about the elk?

A. They would have had to give it to them for the yearly Elks picnic.


Q. Why would Bobby have had to eat that food for the next three weeks?

[Sason]

Q. Why would Bobby have had to eat that food for the next three weeks?


A. Cos noone else in the family liked turkey, he always had to eat it all by himself


Q. Why didn't Monroe do his part of the work, and cleared the table after T-giving meal?

[Monika]

Q. Why didn't Monroe do his part of the work, and cleared the table after T-giving meal?

A. Cause his ass was glued to his chair. Alma had learned certain things from her previous marriage.




Q. Why did Jack play the harmonica instead of another instrument?