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Offline Sason

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #220 on: February 07, 2010, 04:14:35 pm »
Q. Why didn´t Jack and Ennis ever go someplace warm?


A. Their parkas were made for cold weather, now warm. In a warm place they would have been too sweaty.


Q. What kind of fish is there in Lake Kemp?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #221 on: February 07, 2010, 04:20:57 pm »
Quote from: Buffymon on February 07, 2010, 03:09:59 pm

(let´s hope they didn´t do a duett then ;D)


At least not in this car




Volvo Duett
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #222 on: February 07, 2010, 06:22:27 pm »
LOL Sonja!!!



Q. What kind of fish is there in Lake Kemp?
A. The fishy kind




Q. Did Ennis ever think of growing a mustache?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #223 on: February 07, 2010, 06:41:58 pm »
Q. Did Ennis ever think of growing a mustache?


A. Yes, but he thought better of it when he saw Jack's.


Q. Why did Ennis smoke cigarettes and drink beer while waiting for Jack?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #224 on: February 08, 2010, 07:45:48 am »
Q. Why didn´t Jack and Ennis ever go someplace warm?

A. 'cause the two of them were hot enough on their own!



Q. Why did Monroe let the girls watch ice dancing?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #225 on: February 08, 2010, 04:45:58 pm »
Q. Why did Monroe let the girls watch ice dancing?


A. Coz he was tired of entertaining them with bottle juggling and somersaults all the time.


Q. Why did Ennis smoke cigarettes and drink beer while waiting for Jack?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #226 on: February 08, 2010, 06:18:26 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis smoke cigarettes and drink beer while waiting for Jack?

A.  Because he was out of Havanas and Dubonnet.


Q.  Who taught Jack to play the harmonica?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #227 on: February 08, 2010, 06:24:41 pm »
Q.  Who taught Jack to play the harmonica?


A. Ha! Monika!


Q. Why did Monika teach Jack to play the harmonica? Wan't that waste of time, considering the outcome?




(sorry Monika, I couldn't help myself, hope you don't mind  :-*)
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #228 on: February 08, 2010, 09:32:03 pm »


Q. Why did Monika teach Jack to play the harmonica? Wan't that waste of time, considering the outcome?

A. You should have heard him before he took Monika's lessons!!

Q. Why was Ennis afraid he would electrocute himself if he took the power company job?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #229 on: February 09, 2010, 03:21:24 am »




Q. Why was Ennis afraid he would electrocute himself if he took the power company job?

A.  He heard that all the workers over there were live wires.

Q.  Why did Jack think Ennis's truck wouldn't make it to Texas?
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