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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #230 on: February 09, 2010, 03:42:38 am »

Q.  Why did Jack think Ennis's truck wouldn't make it to Texas?
A. Because it drank coffee



Q. Why did the puptent smell like catpiss?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #231 on: February 09, 2010, 02:12:50 pm »

Q. Why did the puptent smell like catpiss?

A. Jack had a new perfume

Q. Why didn´t Ennis dislike Jacks new perfume?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #232 on: February 09, 2010, 04:30:36 pm »




Q. Why didn´t Ennis dislike Jacks new perfume?

A.  He was used to baby diapers, and the smell is similar.

Q. Why did Ennis have to hide the shirts he took, from Ole Man Twist?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #233 on: February 09, 2010, 04:35:13 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis have to hide the shirts he took, from Ole Man Twist?


A.  Because Ole Man Twist is a paranoid laundrophile.  He washes absolutely everything he can get his hands on.


Q.  What would Ennis say to Jack if they watched Brokeback Mountain together?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #234 on: February 09, 2010, 05:43:14 pm »
Q.  What would Ennis say to Jack if they watched Brokeback Mountain together?


A. "Tent still don't look right."


Q. Why did Ennis shoot an elk, when he didn't allow Jack to shoot a sheep?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #235 on: February 09, 2010, 11:14:16 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis shoot an elk, when he didn't allow Jack to shoot a sheep?

A. Because you could eat the sheep, but cant eat no elk.

Q. Why did Randall ask jack to go fishing?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #236 on: February 10, 2010, 12:04:51 am »

Q. Why did Randall ask jack to go fishing?
A. He wanted to bring a trout home to LaShawn.



Q. What would have happened if Ennis and Randall had herded sheep together up on Brokeback?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #237 on: February 10, 2010, 08:59:14 am »
Q. What would have happened if Ennis and Randall had herded sheep together up on Brokeback?

A.  Actual fishing.


Q.  Why wasn't Jack "rolling his own"?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #238 on: February 10, 2010, 05:53:05 pm »
Q.  Why wasn't Jack "rolling his own"?


A.  Because he could get Ennis to do it.  ;D


Q.  Whatever happened with Kurt?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #239 on: February 10, 2010, 06:20:57 pm »
Q.  Whatever happened with Kurt?


A. He got tired of working at the oil field, and applied for a job at the power company where he immediately got electrocuted, leaving Junior with 5 little asthmatic children and no money, why she took Ennis in as a baby sitter while she got herself a job up on Swill Swallow Mountain as a sheep herderess with a woman by the name of Jackie, who had dark eyes and blue hair and after a couple of weeks on the mountain they considerably deepened their friendship during a cold ass night in the tent after shooting a Basque that got scared by a sheep while he was looking for his lost bean cans scattered by an elk, and no milk or powdered spuds in the world could make up for the loss of a Chilean bear that noone ever found albeit searching the mountain with binoculars before the snow came, while the hippies camping on the mountain all used their shirts to wipe off the blood that was shed when they cut themselves with the potato peeling knife because they weren't paying attention to what they were doing while a man named Aguirre was showing off his nudity while jumping in the river, and drowned.

That's what happened with Kurt.

Any other questions about him?  ;D


Q. Who invited LaShawn to this thread?

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