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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #270 on: February 19, 2010, 09:15:11 am »

Q.  Why was L.D. called a stud duck?

A.  because he waddled when he walked.

Q.  What did Aguirre have against ranch stiffs?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #271 on: February 19, 2010, 09:37:31 am »
Q.  What did Aguirre have against ranch stiffs?

A.  Nothing.  He liked when they were stiff.



Q.  Who did Fayette's hair?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #272 on: February 19, 2010, 11:18:15 am »
Q.  Who did Fayette's hair?
A. Randall of course.



Q. What if Ennis had been able to finish high school?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #273 on: February 19, 2010, 03:11:51 pm »
Q. What if Ennis had been able to finish high school?


A. He would have said "My folks were methodists" instead.


Q. Why was Bobby lefthanded?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #274 on: February 21, 2010, 02:59:06 am »





Because he wasn't known for his strong right, hook.



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #275 on: February 21, 2010, 05:45:56 am »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You forgot the next question.   ;)

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #276 on: February 23, 2010, 02:40:32 pm »

Q.  Why was it too early in the summer to be sick of beans?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #277 on: February 23, 2010, 02:45:27 pm »
Q.  Why was it too early in the summer to be sick of beans


A. Coz the bean growing season hadn't started yet.


Q. Why was Ennis supposed to get the groceries on Fridays?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #278 on: February 23, 2010, 03:09:38 pm »
Q. Why was Ennis supposed to get the groceries on Fridays?

A. they were out of womens underwear so Ennis decided to try something new

Q. Why did Lureen enjoy the calculator so much?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #279 on: February 23, 2010, 03:50:23 pm »
Q. Why did Lureen enjoy the calculator so much?

A.  'Cuz she was good at pushing (peoples') buttons.




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