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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #280 on: February 23, 2010, 04:34:55 pm »

Q.  Whatever happened to Troy?



A.  After Alma jr. broke up with him, he took off, joined the circus and eventually shacked up with a blue-haired clown named Morris.


Q.  Why did Ennis drive around with bales of hay in the back of his truck?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #281 on: February 23, 2010, 05:04:21 pm »
Q.  Why did Ennis drive around with bales of hay in the back of his truck?


A. He wanted to be prepared in case Jack would show up surprisingly again. No faster can a bed be made: unzip the hay bales, unzip your fly "And here we - go!"


Q. What did the Chilean sheepherders say?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #282 on: February 24, 2010, 10:57:08 am »
Q. What did the Chilean sheepherders say?

A.  "Let's blow this clam joint and find some real arepas."




Q.  Why were the sheep branded with paint anyway?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #283 on: February 24, 2010, 04:35:42 pm »

Q.  Why were the sheep branded with paint anyway?

A.  Because sheep fur is way better to work with than canvas.


Q. What was Ennis hammerin' before Jack ordered him into the tent?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #284 on: February 24, 2010, 05:27:08 pm »
Q. What was Ennis hammerin' before Jack ordered him into the tent?


A He was hammering plans on what to do when Jack invited him into the tent.


Q Why did LaShawn suffer from a bad case of verbal diarrhea?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #285 on: February 24, 2010, 10:32:44 pm »

Q. Why did LaShawn suffer from a bad case of verbal diarrhea?


A Because Randall didn't want to kiss her to shut her up.


Q.  Why was the horse named Cigar Butt?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #286 on: February 25, 2010, 04:24:22 pm »
Q.  Why was the horse named Cigar Butt?


A. Coz "Ashtray" for a name sounds even worse.


Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #287 on: February 25, 2010, 11:38:52 pm »





Q. Why didn't Ennis want no cherry cake?

A.  He only likes Jack's mountain cakes made with canned beans.

Q.  Why is Ennis better at shooting, than Jack?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #288 on: February 26, 2010, 12:09:47 am »
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Q.  Why is Ennis better at shooting, than Jack?
A.  Cause Ennis gets a kick out of getting guns to go off, while Jack himself prefers just to relax and simply enjoy the event.



Q. Why was the pup tent white?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #289 on: February 26, 2010, 05:05:07 pm »
Q. Why was the pup tent white?


A. Coz that's what cat piss does to a pup tent.


Q. Why don't tent look right?

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