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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #290 on: March 04, 2010, 05:04:52 pm »

Q. Why don't tent look right?

A: Tent don't look right unless Jack and Ennis are in it!!

Q. Why didn't Jack and Ennis call each other?

A:


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #291 on: March 06, 2010, 11:30:46 pm »

Q. Why didn't Jack and Ennis call each other?

A:  Because Jack couldn't get a word in edgewise once Lureen and LaShawn started calling each other!!

Q. Why did Ma Twist have cherry cake?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #292 on: March 07, 2010, 02:51:27 pm »
Q. Why did Ma Twist have cherry cake?


A. Coz OMT refused to eat something that colourful and sweet.


Q. What made the del Mars name their firstborn Alma Jr?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #293 on: March 07, 2010, 05:12:10 pm »
Q. What made the del Mars name their firstborn Alma Jr?


A. Coz she was a girl, and Ennis Jr. would be a boy's name.


Q.  Who decorated Lureen Twist's home?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #294 on: March 07, 2010, 05:15:11 pm »
Q.  Who decorated Lureen Twist's home?


A. Bobby had a friend in pre-school who dabbled a little in interior decorating.


Q. Why did Jenny sing on Junior's wedding?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #295 on: March 12, 2010, 01:30:16 pm »
Q. Why did Jenny sing on Junior's wedding?

A.  it should have been jack and Ennis doing a duet. instead Ennis rented a karaoke machine and jenny found her true calling

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #296 on: March 12, 2010, 04:45:46 pm »
^^^^^^^^^^^^

Sophia, you forgot the next question!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #297 on: March 15, 2010, 06:51:50 pm »
Q. Why did Jenny sing on Junior's wedding?

A.  it should have been jack and Ennis doing a duet. instead Ennis rented a karaoke machine and jenny found her true calling

finally hear its, thanks for being so patient, sometimes these tuff, hard games are very difficult.  ;D

Q.  How can Ennis tell Jack he smells like cow shit? ( sometimes )

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #298 on: March 18, 2010, 02:47:28 am »


   Q.  How can Ennis tell Jack he smells like cow shit? ( sometimes )

    A.  He needs to say its sheep shit.  (all the time)



    Q.  Why do all sheep stink so bad.?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #299 on: March 18, 2010, 03:46:02 pm »
Q.  Why do all sheep stink so bad.?


A. there isnt' enough hot water in the mountains so they can all have a bath.


Q Why wasn't the Basque in the Basque Provinces in Spain?

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