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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2007, 05:53:59 pm »
            Q Why didnt Ennis want ta sang at the church social?

             A  He knew he had lost his hymnal on his trip up Brokeback with Jack

                     Q.   How many high altitude fuchs would Jack, a been able to get by on?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2007, 06:50:09 pm »
three hundred and sixty-five; one a day cause he was a horn dog.

Q. Why did the customers in the Newsome store call Jack a piss-ant?


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« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2007, 11:53:49 pm »

Q. Why did the customers in the Newsome store call Jack a piss-ant?

A. T hey had watched him more than one time thru the hole in the bathroom stall.  Watched how he
     really was more like a horse.


Q.  Why was it ok with Monroe, when Alma Jr knocked off the jars of peanuts.??


        



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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2007, 12:55:56 am »
A. because she was cute and he wanted to make an impression on her mama.

Q. Why did Ennis not tell Jack the truth when he said he was sending up a prayer of thanks?


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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2007, 03:40:11 am »
   
Q. Why did Ennis not tell Jack the truth when he said he was sending up a prayer of thanks?
 

 A He didnt mind the harmonica, it was that damned drum set he was thankful he didnt bring.


  Q.    Why did Jack have to carry the sheep on his shoulders over the creek?


           



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2007, 03:58:46 am »
Q. Why did Jack have to carry the sheep on his shoulders over the creek?

A. Cause he couldn't find the damn lamb handle.

Q. Why is there nail polish on Lureen's finger? (in her last appearance in the movie)
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2007, 01:58:13 pm »


      Q.  Why is there nail polish on Lureen's finger? (in her last appearance in the movie)

      A.  Because Jack always put her polish on, and he was only half there at the time.


      Q.  How many weeks did it take Bobby to eat that Thanksgiving dinner?



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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2007, 02:54:32 pm »
                   Q:  Why was Ennis eatin' pie in a bus depot?

                    A.  Because they won't let him eat it in the church.   Too much fire and brimstone.


                     Q.  If Coyotes have balls the size a apples.  How big are LDs chickens



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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2007, 11:02:45 pm »
A. They are the size of coyotes. LD wanted them that big so that Jack couldn't kill 'em.'

Q. Hey, what ever happened to the powdered milk and the spuds?


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« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2007, 03:13:07 pm »



            Q. Hey, what ever happened to the powdered milk and the spuds

            A. The Chilean sheep herders got the milk for the lambs, and the spuds for their horse...
                they didnt have no beer or whiskey.....

            Q. How long did Aguirre watch Jack and Ennis the next day when he came back? and the
                next, and the next.....etc?

             



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