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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #310 on: March 22, 2010, 04:54:57 pm »
Q.  How long did it take for Randall and Jack to untangle their mustaches


A. Not long enough according to Randall


Q. How many words a day did Randall manage to get in at home?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #311 on: March 23, 2010, 12:45:28 pm »
Q. How many words a day did Randall manage to get in at home?

A. None. That's why he still hadn't come out to LaShawn.

Q. How come the Hippies ending up in the Wyoming wilderness?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #312 on: March 23, 2010, 01:55:37 pm »
Q. How come the Hippies ending up in the Wyoming wilderness?


A. They had heard the conditions there were ideal for growing weed, and wanted to check it out.


Q. Why is it too early in the summer to be tired of soup?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #313 on: March 23, 2010, 03:08:49 pm »
Q. Why is it too early in the summer to be tired of soup?


A.  Soup is hard to pack. 


Q. Why is it too early in the summer to be tired of beans?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #314 on: March 23, 2010, 03:58:19 pm »
Q. Why is it too early in the summer to be tired of beans?
A. Cause towards the end of July the entire state of Wyoming celebrates "Happy Beans Day". The only thing being served on this day is beans. Fried beans, pickled beans, stuffed beans, cooked beans and bean soup.


Q. What would Ennis have done if he had won the lottery?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #315 on: March 23, 2010, 04:16:47 pm »
Q. What would Ennis have done if he had won the lottery?


A. He'd have bought an entire box of bean cans!  (LOL Monica at the stuffed beans! I'd like to see one of those!  ;D)


Q. Why didn't Ennis win the lottery?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #316 on: March 26, 2010, 10:08:13 pm »

Q. Why didn't Ennis win the lottery?

A. Because he was too stingy to buy a ticket.

Q. How did Alma know that Junior's nose needed wiping?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #317 on: March 27, 2010, 03:32:58 am »
Q. How did Alma know that Junior's nose needed wiping?
A. Because Alma was a psychic.


Q. How did Alma and Ennis meet?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #318 on: March 27, 2010, 07:48:51 am »
Q. How did Alma and Ennis meet?

A.  At Starbuck's.


Q.  How did Ma and Pa Twist meet?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #319 on: March 27, 2010, 09:20:10 am »


Q.  How did Ma and Pa Twist meet?

A. On Santa Monica Beach



Q. What was the very first thing Ennis said to Alma?