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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #330 on: March 28, 2010, 04:54:37 pm »



Q. Why did the bear spook the mules?

A.  Because the bear loved soup, and he heard that the mules were carrying soup, and you know how hard it is to unpack.

Q.  Why did Ennis take the neckerchief from Jack, instead of just allowing Jack to wash his face?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #331 on: March 28, 2010, 05:28:58 pm »
Q.  Why did Ennis take the neckerchief from Jack, instead of just allowing Jack to wash his face?


A. He had heard about the swine flu, and was afraid to catch it from Jack.


Q. How did Aguirre use his binoculars in the winter?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #332 on: April 04, 2010, 05:59:34 pm »
Q. How did Aguirre use his binoculars in the winter?

A. AS DECORATION to his new outfit

Q. What did Jack son say to Ennis when they met?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #333 on: April 04, 2010, 08:11:52 pm »
Q. What did Jack son say to Ennis when they met?

A.  "You'll be &*@#$ing my Dad for the next two weeks!"



What did Alma Jr. say when she met Jack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #334 on: April 05, 2010, 05:36:39 am »
Q. What did Alma Jr. say when she met Jack?


A. "Why the hell didn't you fish for god's sake, at least just once??!!??"


Q. If Jack could have done one thing in his life differently, what would it be?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #335 on: April 05, 2010, 06:44:31 am »
Q. If Jack could have done one thing in his life differently, what would it be?
A. He would have gone to Canada to Mexico.

(I have no idea what he means by that)



Q. How many times did Randall and Jack go fishing?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #336 on: April 06, 2010, 12:12:52 am »



Q. How many times did Randall and Jack go fishing?

A. Well they had to go a few times so they could chew enough gum to fix his pick-up.


Q.  How many trips to the hills did Ennis have to take his pick-up carrying the horses?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #337 on: April 22, 2010, 04:03:00 pm »
Q.  How many trips to the hills did Ennis have to take his pick-up carrying the horses?

A.  Ennis carried the horses only as far as his pick up when he picked them up.

Q.Why did Jack actually love a little dog?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #338 on: April 22, 2010, 04:06:00 pm »
Q.Why did Jack actually love a little dog?

A. It's hard to put a big dog in your saddle bag.

Q. Where was Alma Junior's nose running to?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #339 on: April 23, 2010, 08:18:17 am »
Q. Where was Alma Junior's nose running to?

A. It was all downhill.

Q.  Was it disdain that had E&J looking down on the eagles?