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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #350 on: April 27, 2010, 02:12:44 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies?

A. He didn't want to say they were fishin foolin around buddies...

Q.  Why didn't Jack want Ennis to get caught by The Fish and Game?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #351 on: April 27, 2010, 02:14:27 pm »
Q.  Why didn't Jack want Ennis to get caught by The Fish and Game?


A. He didn't want to share Ennis with others, he wanted him all for himself!


Q. Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #352 on: April 27, 2010, 03:38:20 pm »
Q. Why are soup boxes hard to pack?
A. because the Chilian sheepherder was allergic to everything squareish



Q. Why did Jack want a horse with a low startle point?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #353 on: April 27, 2010, 03:43:18 pm »
Q. Why did Jack want a horse with a low startle point?


A. Coz what's the point of a high startle point?


Q. Why were they out of spuds and powdered milk?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #354 on: April 28, 2010, 12:19:31 pm »
Q. Why were they out of spuds and powdered milk?

A.  They used them up playing Truth of Dare.

Q.  Why did Linda Higgins offer to get 100 Brokeback Mountain postcards for Ennis?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #355 on: April 28, 2010, 01:00:30 pm »

Q.  Why did Linda Higgins offer to get 100 Brokeback Mountain postcards for Ennis?
A. Because she thought he looked like a millionaire




Q. What would Ennis have done if he had gotten 100 Brokeback Mountain postcards?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #356 on: April 28, 2010, 01:03:15 pm »
Q. What would Ennis have done if he had gotten 100 Brokeback Mountain postcards?

A.  Use them for wallpapering his trailer.



Q.  Why did Jim Schamus write that hippie scene?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #357 on: April 28, 2010, 01:48:43 pm »




Q.  Why did Jim Schamus write that hippie scene?
A. Because he was high - obviously




Q. Why did they cut the hippie scene?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #358 on: April 28, 2010, 01:51:40 pm »
Q.  Why did Jim Schamus write that hippie scene?

A.  He was looking forward to doing research on the recreational medications of the era.

Q.  Why did Mr Schamus delete that hippie scene?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #359 on: April 28, 2010, 01:55:24 pm »


    LOL!!


   Q.  Why did Mr Schamus delete that hippie scene?

   A.  Because he was too successful in his research on recreational medications of the era...

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