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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #380 on: April 28, 2010, 06:10:27 pm »
Q.  What was Alma knitting?


A. She couldn't afford condoms, so she tried to knit one herself. Turned out she didn't need it. (maybe just as well)


Q. What were the bills they were behind with?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #381 on: April 29, 2010, 08:22:15 am »
Q. What were the bills they were behind with?

A.  The biggest bills they were behind were the sand hill crane bills.

Q.  What made Ennis's trailer keep rockin'?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #382 on: April 29, 2010, 10:28:54 am »

Q.  What made Ennis's trailer keep rockin'?
A. Ennis practicing to become an Elvis impersonator



Q. What was Ennis´s dream job?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #383 on: April 29, 2010, 10:30:45 am »
Q. What was Ennis´s dream job?

A.  Coal-hauler on Jack's train...

What was Jack's dream job?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #384 on: April 29, 2010, 02:20:35 pm »
Q. What was Jack's dream job?


A. Professional singer and harmonica player.



Q. Why did the mare throw Jack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #385 on: May 09, 2010, 03:50:19 am »
Q. Why did the mare throw Jack?
A. Cause he smelled like cat piss or worse


Q. Why did Jack chose a horse with a low startle point?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #386 on: May 09, 2010, 04:17:06 am »

Q. Why did Jack chose a horse with a low startle point?

A. obvious, he wanted impress Randell in a horse race

Q. Why didn't Jack and Ennis have stomach problem after all these beans?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #387 on: May 19, 2010, 09:52:20 pm »



Q. Why didn't Jack and Ennis have stomach problem after all these beans?

A.  They did have them, but the horses were the ones that suffered most.

Q.  Why didn't Ennis "eat soup?"



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #388 on: May 20, 2010, 12:01:10 am »


Q.  Why didn't Ennis "eat soup?"

A. He lied. He did eat soup. And not only that, it was his secret craving. At night he used to sneak away in the dark to eat soup behind a tree so that Jack wouldn´t see him pouring it down straight from the can.



Q. What did Junior think of Monroe?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #389 on: May 20, 2010, 10:19:04 am »
Q. What did Junior think of Monroe?
 
 
A. A man who says 'condiments' when he means 'ketchup' can't be trusted.


Q.  How much salt did Ennis use per week, when he was 'tender'?