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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #390 on: May 20, 2010, 03:31:39 pm »
Q.  How much salt did Ennis use per week, when he was 'tender'?



A. Just the right amount needed to make Jack sing this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZBUb0ElnNY[/youtube]



Q. Why did Ennis bring hay bales when he took Junior and Cassie to the bar?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #391 on: May 25, 2010, 04:42:25 am »
Q. Why did Ennis bring hay bales when he took Junior and Cassie to the bar?

A. wanted to be the bars new interior decorater

Q. What would Ennis do right now?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #392 on: May 27, 2010, 11:31:09 am »
Q. What would Ennis do right now?

A. Open the closet door and start singing, "We're Movin' on Up."

Q. Why did Jack break the rules?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #393 on: May 31, 2010, 04:02:17 am »
Q. Why did Jack break the rules?


A.  Because the cookies were too doughy.


Q.  Why didn't the mules fight the bear?





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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #394 on: May 31, 2010, 01:21:47 pm »
Q.  Why didn't the mules fight the bear?


A. They were afraid to spill the beans.


Q. What kind of supper was on the stove?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #395 on: June 05, 2010, 10:49:24 am »
Q. What kind of supper was on the stove?

A. Jacks burned pancakes

Q. How was Jakes private room decorated?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #396 on: June 15, 2010, 08:41:30 am »
Q. How was Jakes private room decorated?

A. ...with pictures of privates from rodeo country.

Q.  What was Jack's favorite pickup?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #397 on: June 15, 2010, 01:19:18 pm »
Q.  What was Jack's favorite pickup?


A. the one Ennis had helped him to fix.


Q. Why did Junior say that maybe was Ennis not the marrying kind?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #398 on: June 15, 2010, 01:32:05 pm »
Q. Why did Junior say that maybe was Ennis not the marrying kind?

A.  Because he wasn't kind when he was married.

Q.  Why did Jack's tractor say 'Verstile?'


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #399 on: June 21, 2010, 05:25:41 pm »
Q.  Why did Jack's tractor say 'Verstile?'


A. Coz it had a speech impairment. It meant to say versatile.


Q. Where is Jack's blue parka?

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