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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #460 on: September 09, 2010, 05:18:42 pm »
Q. Why didn't the Chilean herders help untangle the sheep?

A.  They were too busy eating elk bechamelk and bear bearnaise. 




Q.  Why did Wyoming have so many foreign tourists in 1963?  (Basques, Chileans)
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #461 on: September 09, 2010, 05:24:23 pm »
Q.  Why did Wyoming have so many foreign tourists in 1963?  (Basques, Chileans)


A.  They bought cheap charter trips with Wyoair. ("Wyoair - we fly everywhere. Just name a country and we'll be there.")


Q.  Why did all the foreign tourists (Basques, Chileans) have to work their asses off when they were on a charter trip?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #462 on: September 09, 2010, 05:33:21 pm »
Q.  Why did all the foreign tourists (Basques, Chileans) have to work their asses off when they were on a charter trip?

A.  Cuz Wyoair raised the prices on their return trips.  ("Wyoair--Cheap flights to Wyoming, you're in luck!  Once you're here, then you're stuck.")




Q.  Why aren't the Big Horn Mountains in Texas? 
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #463 on: September 09, 2010, 05:43:01 pm »
Q.  Why aren't the Big Horn Mountains in Texas?



A.  Coz that's where the Small and Middle Horn Mountains are. There's no room for any more Horn Mountains in Texas.


Q.  How come Jack's blue parka had disappeared?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #464 on: September 09, 2010, 05:49:35 pm »
Q.  How come Jack's blue parka had disappeared?

A.  Cuz LD had borrowed it for a stud-duck hunting trip.



Q.  What exactly is a pissant?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #465 on: September 09, 2010, 06:02:35 pm »
Q.  What exactly is a pissant?


A.  An ant that hasn't got proper toilet-training, and pees all over the anthill.


Q.  Why didn't Monroe do his share of clearing the table after Thanksgiving dinner?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #466 on: September 10, 2010, 07:55:12 am »
Q.  Why didn't Monroe do his share of clearing the table after Thanksgiving dinner?

A.  Everybody knows Monroe shocks.

Q.  Is the sauce for the beans as good for the gander?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #467 on: September 13, 2010, 01:57:25 pm »

Q.  Is the sauce for the beans as good for the gander?
A. No, that tastes worse than old man Twist´s spit



Q. Where was the bear that Ennis encountered heading?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #468 on: September 13, 2010, 03:13:19 pm »
Q. Where was the bear that Ennis encountered heading?


A. It was heading for the Annual Bear Convention of Wyoming. ('Bear in mind who you are, and meet others who do the same')


Q.  Why did the dumbass mule take off and scatter all the food?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #469 on: September 13, 2010, 03:46:56 pm »
Q.  Why did the dumbass mule take off and scatter all the food?

A.  He was a dumbass buffet mule who thought he was supposed to...

Q.  When did Ennis really stop thinking Jack was an ant on a tablecloth?

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