BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[Delmardeb]

Thanks for answering my question. By the way, your answer was funny.

Now should I answer the whack whack question or the one about the basques and beans?- or both.........?

Q. How many whacks would a Jack whack whack, if a whack Jack could whack wood?

A. He wouldn't be whacking wood but if he could whack wood, he'd whack it 100 times to get him ready to whack you know who.

[Delmardeb]

Q. Why was it that all the basque had was beans?

A. Because he couldn't get Ma Twist to bake cherry cakes for E&J so the next best thing were 'Better Most' beans which were the best beans in town.

Q. Why did Jack have to ask 10 different people where Ennis lived when he showed up unannounced at his house?

[ifyoucantfixit]

     Q. Why did Jack have to ask 10 different people where Ennis lived when he showed up unannounced at his house?

      A.  Because the first nine were all in the cemetary, and they dont talk much in the laying down
           position.

       A.  Why did Jack think he was gonna asphixiate from the smell of 40 dead sheep?

[Front-Ranger]

       Q.  Why did Jack think he was gonna asphixiate from the smell of 40 dead sheep?

A. Because he didn't go up there to tend sheep. He went up there to phixiate his as by finding Ennis.

Q. Why did Ennis ask Alma to pick up some round steak on the way home from work while babysitting the girls at the same time?

[Delmardeb]

A. Because she knew that Ennis was versatile. He could be with her and Jack at the same time. (If he wanted to)

Q. Who was Aquirre talking to on the phone when he told the person NO, NO- not on your f------g life?

[Delmardeb]

OOOPS- misread that question about the round steaks

[ifyoucantfixit]

Q. Why did Ennis ask Alma to pick up some round steak on the way home from work while babysitting the girls at the same time?
 
A.  He had an idea Jack was comin up, and he was going to need his protein
 
Q. Who was Aquirre talking to on the phone when he told the person NO, NO- not on your f------g life?
 
A.  His agent.  He was talking to him about a book he wanted to write about two gay sheep herders.  But the agent wanted it to be about two gay cowboys.

        Q.  Why did Ennis put the Coyote skin on a pole, and make a totem?

[Delmardeb]

A. He wanted Jack to be able to keep track of him at all times. Never mind safeguarding the sheep!

Q. Why was the "Jolly Green Giant" in Monroe's store, on top of one of the
     shelves?

[ifyoucantfixit]

Q    Why was the "Jolly Green Giant" in Monroe's store, on top of one of the
     shelves?

A     Because in Giant land they dont come out of the closet. They come off the shelf.   And the other Giant wanted to harvest his niblets.

Q    Why did Jack ride the mare with the low startle Point?

[Dagi]

Q    Why did Jack ride the mare with the low startle Point?

A    He wanted to be thrown so that Ennis would have to tend to him....hm guess this is the right answer

Q    Why did Arguirre wait for the boys to dress before he rode down to tell Jack about his uncle?