Q. Why isn't there a lesbian sequel to Brokeback Mountain?
A. Because lesbians don't like beans.
Q. Did those sheep really come from Chile?
Q. Why does Monroe own an electric knife?
Q. Why are there only 10 commandments?
Q Why are soup boxes hard to pack?
Q why didn't the basque bring powdered milk and spuds when they asked for it?
Q. Whatever happened to all that food that the dumbass mules scattered?