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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #580 on: November 03, 2010, 03:00:19 pm »

Q.  Why does the Fish & Game have such an affinity for Elk?

A.  Because they think elk are moose.

Q.  Why isn't there a lesbian sequel to Brokeback Mountain?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #581 on: November 03, 2010, 03:03:40 pm »
Q.  Why isn't there a lesbian sequel to Brokeback Mountain?

A.  Because lesbians don't like beans.


Q.  Did those sheep really come from Chile?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #582 on: November 03, 2010, 03:09:59 pm »
A.  Because lesbians don't like beans.

I thought it was because they are hard to pack

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Q.  Did those sheep really come from Chile?

A. No,  Miami.

Q. Why does Monroe own an electric knife?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #583 on: November 03, 2010, 03:28:37 pm »
Q. Why does Monroe own an electric knife?



A. Because his electric toothbrush is too dull.

Q. Why are there only 10 commandments?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #584 on: November 03, 2010, 07:02:11 pm »
Q. Why are there only 10 commandments?

A.  Because Moses dropped the other ten while hiking down from Moose Mountain.


Q.  Why are lesbians hard to pack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #585 on: November 03, 2010, 07:24:22 pm »
Q.  Why are lesbians hard to pack?


A Coz they carry too many soup boxes.


Q Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #586 on: November 03, 2010, 07:32:27 pm »
Q Why are soup boxes hard to pack?

A.  They aren't; the Basque is an idiot.

Q.  Did Jack actually ask for soup?  Or was Ennis just guessing?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #587 on: November 03, 2010, 07:35:36 pm »
Q.  Did Jack actually ask for soup?  Or was Ennis just guessing?

A Ennis was guessing. Jack said: "no more beans", meaning he wanted only the tomato sauce in the cans.


Q why didn't the basque bring powdered milk and spuds when they asked for it?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #588 on: November 03, 2010, 07:38:08 pm »
Q why didn't the basque bring powdered milk and spuds when they asked for it?

A.  Because he used them himself, and made lovely mashed potatoes.  Chives optional.

Q.  Whatever happened to all that food that the dumbass mules scattered?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #589 on: November 03, 2010, 09:48:02 pm »
Q.  Whatever happened to all that food that the dumbass mules scattered?

A.  Most of it rotted in the sun, and the rest was eaten by smartass flies that hatched out of said rot.

Q.  Why do dumbass mules attract flies?
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