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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #590 on: November 09, 2010, 11:31:32 am »
Q.  Why do dumbass mules attract flies?

A.  Actually, flies attract more flies than dumbass mules do, but the d.a. mules attrack flies cause they're on jeans - no not the mules, the flies.

Q.  How do gay ranchhands attract flies?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #591 on: November 10, 2010, 05:38:41 pm »

Q.  How do gay ranchhands attract flies?
A. By doing the "fly dance". It´s an ancient gay tradition


Q. What would Ennis say if Ennis and Jesus met?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #592 on: November 10, 2010, 06:33:53 pm »
Q. What would Ennis say if Ennis and Jesus met?


A "what the hell happened to the spuds and powdered milk?"


Q How come Kurt worked in the oilfields?

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« Reply #593 on: November 11, 2010, 04:29:02 pm »
Q.  How come Kurt worked in the oilfields?

A.  Because he was laid off twice by Schlumberger.

Q.  Was any of Brokeback Mountain shot in Wyoming?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #594 on: November 11, 2010, 04:32:33 pm »

Q. Was any of Brokeback Mountain shot in Wyoming?
A. Only the scene when Jack is in Mexico



Q. What did Jack really do in Mexico?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #595 on: November 11, 2010, 04:41:02 pm »
Q. What did Jack really do in Mexico?


A He was the leader of the drug maffia. He was just checking his employees.


Q. What was LD's real business?

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« Reply #596 on: November 11, 2010, 04:46:22 pm »

Q. What was LD's real business?

A. Dog kennels


Q. Why didn´t the army want Jack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #597 on: November 11, 2010, 04:48:10 pm »
Q. Why didn´t the army want Jack?


A. The army usually doesn't want drug maffia leaders.


Q  How many times did Jack go to Mexico?

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« Reply #598 on: November 11, 2010, 05:01:21 pm »

Q  How many times did Jack go to Mexico?
A. About ten times. Then he found about Reeperbahn in Germany.


Q. Did Jack learn Spanish?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #599 on: November 11, 2010, 05:04:12 pm »
Q. Did Jack learn Spanish?


A. he didn't need no spanish. body language was suffice.



Q is wyomingish related to english?

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