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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2007, 10:22:58 am »
A. He didn't really want to wait because he was trying to hurry to get down there for a menage a trois, but his horse wasn't fast enough!


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2007, 10:25:07 am »
Q. Why was Lureen in such a hurry to "get into it" with Jack?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2007, 04:11:34 pm »
A    He wanted to be thrown so that Ennis would have to tend to him....hm guess this is the right answer


      There is no such thing as a wrong answer Dagi.  This is the wrong answer game.....................






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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2007, 04:14:53 pm »


Q. Why was Lureen in such a hurry to "get into it" with Jack?

A.  She heard he liked to ride things that took only 8 seconds.

Q.  How come the BLM didn't like pup tents up with the sheep?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2007, 07:31:38 pm »
A. Because the pup tents smelled like cat piss or worse and the smell would  have asphixiated the sheep.

Q. Why did Jack keep his friends names and addresses in his head?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2007, 10:49:03 pm »


Q. Why did Jack keep his friends names and addresses in his head?

A.  Cause when he kept them in his ear, he couldn't hear the bluebirds sing.

Q.  Why did Aguirre give them 30.30s instead of a 30.06?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2007, 12:49:52 am »
Q.  Why did Aguirre give them 30.30s instead of a 30.06?

A   Because he knew it wouldn´t make any difference with ranch stiffs who never do  much of a job.

Q   Why did Jack complain about one of them having to sleep with the sheep?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2007, 05:17:41 pm »
Q   Why did Jack complain about one of them having to sleep with the sheep?

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        He knew the sheep like to sleep in the middle, and they needed two for that.

Q.    Why was it Jack kept on being the dumb ass, missin all the time?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2007, 10:51:19 am »
Q.    Why was it Jack kept on being the dumb ass, missin all the time?

A:    It was a little known fact that Jack had a glass eye.

Q.   Why did Jack grow a moustache?
Six-word Stories:  ~Jack: Lightning Flat, lightning love, flat denied   ~Ennis: Open space: flat tire, tire iron?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #69 on: August 13, 2007, 11:41:06 am »




       Q.   Why did Jack grow a moustache?

        A.  He had always been taught to clean everything before putting it in your mouth.

        Q.  Why didnt the tent look right?



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