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Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4510 on: August 23, 2009, 01:34:21 pm »
Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4511 on: August 23, 2009, 01:38:34 pm »

Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
and Jack didn't want any
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4512 on: August 23, 2009, 03:13:24 pm »
Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
and Jack didn't want any
And Ennis made sure that he told the Basque so!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4513 on: August 24, 2009, 01:59:42 pm »
She had the feeling he wasn't enthused
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4514 on: August 24, 2009, 02:47:58 pm »
She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4515 on: August 24, 2009, 04:01:31 pm »
She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4516 on: August 25, 2009, 08:19:15 am »
She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's,
You know how it goes,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4517 on: August 25, 2009, 08:23:55 am »
She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's,
You know how it goes,
With men, Alma sure was confused.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4518 on: August 25, 2009, 08:25:51 am »
Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4519 on: August 25, 2009, 08:49:16 am »

Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
suggested sheep eating, Ennis said "Don't!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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