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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3355974 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4570 on: August 27, 2009, 03:39:52 pm »
Them soup boxes are hard to pack,
"I don't eat soup," Ennis quipped back.
But when Jack didn't want any beans,
Ennis pulled on his jeans
And went to shoot an elk for Jack.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4571 on: August 28, 2009, 01:42:49 pm »
Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4572 on: August 28, 2009, 03:51:24 pm »
Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4573 on: August 28, 2009, 04:00:00 pm »
Is it against the rules to do all the remaining lines?

I just suddenly had this in my head......


Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
When our guys stemmed the rose
He wanted to be close
Said to himself, "I sure want to try".



Sorry, sorry, sorry if I broke the rules.
Just delete it then. Or excommunicate me, or whatever...
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Offline gwyllion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4574 on: August 28, 2009, 04:07:55 pm »
Oh Jesus!  Give that girl a gold star!!!  :laugh: :laugh:

Ha, ha, don't excommunicate her please!!!   ;)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4575 on: August 28, 2009, 04:37:11 pm »
Quote from: Sason on August 28, 2009, 04:00:00 pm
Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
When our guys stemmed the rose
He wanted to be close
Said to himself, "I sure want to try".

 :laugh:  :laugh:  Perfect!  Here's your gold star!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4576 on: August 28, 2009, 05:13:50 pm »
Thank you Donna and Marie!!  :-*

I love my gold star!  ;)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4577 on: August 31, 2009, 07:41:51 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on August 21, 2009, 08:03:12 pm
In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck

 :laugh: Sorry I missed the uncensored limerick festival!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4578 on: August 31, 2009, 07:49:56 pm »
Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4579 on: August 31, 2009, 09:41:56 pm »

Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
sat close to each other, not far
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