No. 1:That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood
When bears interfere with picking up supplies
A brand new plan they must devise
So they did the only thing they could
No. 2:That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood,
The mood changed with all the good eating.
And the moment wasn't fleeting
When they came down Ennis opened Jack's hood.
(not very coherent, I know...
But you're all welcome to try and find two words with the same rhyme!!
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