Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Monika]

Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,
To make a living on behalf.
Now perhaps their hearts will finally mend.

[southendmd]

There once was a daughter named Junior,

[gwyllion]

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*ahem*

There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,

[ifyoucantfixit]

There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,

[optom3]

The time was right that night in the tent,
a few grunts, groans then all passion spent,
Things changed from then, still nothing to say,
both  of them knowing which way the land lay,
Till  a boneless blue day, Jack his anger  did vent.

[Monika]

The time was right that night in the tent,
a few grunts, groans then all passion spent,
Things changed from then, still nothing to say,
both  of them knowing which way the land lay,
Till  a boneless blue day, Jack his anger  did vent.

wow!

[ifyoucantfixit]

Time for two that knew no love.

[zephaniah]

There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,
but not on her clothes

[zephaniah]

   Time for two that knew no love
    a fate sent from hell, not above

[southendmd]

There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,
but not on her clothes
If he had three hands Ennis would be loonier.