Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[saucycobblers]

Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
But the boys they could not lure

[zephaniah]

Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
But the boys they could not lure
out of the woods where they tarried...

[Sason]

Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork

[gwyllion]

Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type.  It'lll never work!"

[ifyoucantfixit]

Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type.  It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.

[Lynne]

Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type.  It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.
Time alone to be spent

[zephaniah]

Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type.  It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.
Time alone to be spent
analyzing the mysteries of 'spork'

[southendmd]

[southendmd]

There once was a boy, name of Bobby,

[zephaniah]

There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
who was sadly bereft of a hobby