Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Katie77]

A  teacher was reading the story of the Three  Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part  of the story where first pig was trying to  gather the building materials for his home. She  read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with  the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon  me sir, but may I have some of that straw to  build my house?'

The teacher paused then  asked the class: 'And what do you think the man  said?'

One little boy raised his hand  and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the  man would have said - 'Well, I'll be fucked!! A  talking pig!'

The teacher had to  leave the room 

[Katie77]

Mick met  Paddy  in the  street and said, 'Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains  before making love to your wife in future?'

'Bejaysus Why?'  Paddy asked.

'Because,' said Mick, 'The whole street was  laughing when they saw you

and your missus making love yesterday.'

Paddy  said, 'Stupid bastards, the laugh's on them ... I wasn't home  yesterday.'
 
 
 
 
 


 
 

 

[Katie77]

He Thought He was a Cowboy....

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sait sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?".
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixiing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women.  When I watch TV, I think about women.  I even think about women when I eat.  It seems that everything makes me think of women.

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down ont eh other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"....

He replied, "I always thought I was, but i just found out I'm a lesbian".

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[twistedude]

Not a joke: in western China (Saichuan), there is a Buddhist temple, devoted to the contemplation of laughter.

[Kerry]

Not a joke: in western China (Saichuan), there is a Buddhist temple, devoted to the contemplation of laughter.

That's interesting. I believe "World Laughter Day" started in India. Another eastern  connection. 

[Katie77]

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly.

 

His first 100 days and wham!! Pig's flu!     

 

 

 

[Kerry]