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Offline mariez

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #130 on: January 27, 2010, 08:00:59 am »
Q. What big achievements could Ennis have reached if he had three hands?

A.  He could've scratched his belly, poured his coffee, and peed in the sink all at the same time.

Q.  What was the real reason Lureen dyed her hair blonde?
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BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #131 on: January 27, 2010, 09:23:51 am »
Quote from: mariez on January 27, 2010, 08:00:59 am
Q. What big achievements could Ennis have reached if he had three hands?

A.  He could've scratched his belly, poured his coffee, and peed in the sink all at the same time.

You don't need a hand to pee in the sink...


Q.  What was the real reason Lureen dyed her hair blonde?

A.  She was runner-up in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest.



Q.  What's the difference between TriDelt and Kappa Phi?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #132 on: January 27, 2010, 01:28:36 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on January 27, 2010, 09:23:51 am

You don't need a hand to pee in the sink...

 :laugh: :laugh: This is true.  Okay, he could've scratched his belly, poured his coffee, peed in the sink and pulled his shirt on all at the same time.

Q.  What's the difference between TriDelt and Kappa Phi?

A.  One has eight letters and one has seven.

Q.  What happened when the real estate shark came to get the keys from Ennis?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #133 on: January 27, 2010, 01:41:57 pm »
Q.  What happened when the real estate shark came to get the keys from Ennis?

A. Ennis' eyes popped out
   
   

      (pic stolen from Chuck  ;D :-*)


Q. How did the Chilean sheepherders pass the time on the mountain?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #134 on: January 27, 2010, 05:55:48 pm »
Q. How did the Chilean sheepherders pass the time on the mountain?

A. They kept counting and recounting the sheep (and hence were asleep most of the time which prevented them from getting bored)

Q. Why were the soup boxes hard to pack?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #135 on: January 27, 2010, 08:14:22 pm »
Q. Why were the soup boxes hard to pack?


A.  First, the basque would cook the soup, then pour it into little cardboard boxes which would get soggy and leaky and well, a pain to pack.


Q.  What did the Siesta Motel manager say when he saw Jack and Ennis?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #136 on: January 27, 2010, 08:29:28 pm »
Q.  What did the Siesta Motel manager say when he saw Jack and Ennis?

A.  "Get a room."



Did Jack and Ennis not own bathing suits?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #137 on: January 27, 2010, 08:49:29 pm »
Did Jack and Ennis not own bathing suits?

No, because they just hated trying them on, especially under those ugly fluorescent dressing-room lights.


Why didn't Jack and Ennis quit smoking?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #138 on: January 27, 2010, 10:39:17 pm »
Q.  Why didn't Jack and Ennis quit smoking?

A.  They needed to put something in their mouths when they weren't together.

Q.  Why did Jack let Lureen put that ugly furniture in their house?
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #139 on: January 27, 2010, 11:46:52 pm »
Q.  Why did Jack let Lureen put that ugly furniture in their house?

A. Because the neighbors complained when she kept it in the driveway.



Q. How tall was Fayette's beehive?

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