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Offline Penthesilea

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #90 on: January 20, 2010, 09:25:54 am »
Q. Why hadn't Ennis spoken much for a year?

A. Because he wanted to improve his skills in sign language. Boy, was he a blabbermouth (-hands?) when it came to ASL ;D.

Q. What was Jack rollin', considering he didn't roll his own?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #91 on: January 20, 2010, 09:26:39 am »

Q.  Where was Jack's blue parka?

A. Hanging in Ennis' closet, inside Ennis' tan parka.

Wow.

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2010, 09:43:53 am »

Q. What was Jack rollin', considering he didn't roll his own?

A. He was rollin; the dice, to see who was next.

Q. Were can you find boxes of soup?
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2010, 10:14:16 am »

Q. Were can you find boxes of soup?

A.  With the basque, they're too hard to pack, so he keeps them and eats them.

Q.  What does the basque pack?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2010, 10:58:45 am »


Q.  What does the basque pack?
A.   Whiskey (under his beret) that he sells to Jack on the sly.

Q.   Who taught Jack to play the harmonica?
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2010, 11:02:28 am »
Q.   Who taught Jack to play the harmonica?

A.  Stevie Wonder.  Jack missed a few lessons (same time Ennis was skipping Twyla Tharp).



Q.  Is there really a whiskey spring?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2010, 11:05:37 am »
Q.  Is there really a whiskey spring?

A. Yup, right after whiskey winter and just before whiskey summer.


Q. What song do the bluebirds sing?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2010, 11:19:33 am »
Q. What song do the bluebirds sing?


A.  [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxYwwIL5zQ[/youtube]



Q.  Where does Lureen shop?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2010, 11:52:41 am »
Q.  Where does Lureen shop?


A.   


Q.  Was the electric knife Alma's, or Munroe's?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2010, 11:58:16 am »
Q.  Was the electric knife Alma's, or Munroe's?

A. Lureen bought it for herself, for those lonely nights following her divorce.


Q. How did Mr. Twist know where Brokeback Mountain is?