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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2007, 06:30:09 pm »

           Q. What did Ennis really think of Jack's rendition of Water Walkin Jesus?

            A. He figured he would leave the mountain, and start a traveling tabernacle for
                the PENTACOSTALS since his mama believed in the pentacost.   She weren't no
                methodist..

             Q.  Why did Ennis kick the bucket full of ashes beside the swing set?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2007, 11:09:17 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis kick the bucket of ashes beside the swing set?

A. because he wanted OMT and LD Newsome to kick the bucket for mistreating Jack.


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2007, 11:11:39 pm »
Q. Why did Cassie fall in love with Ennis?


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2007, 12:07:57 am »
Q. Why did Cassie fall in love with Ennis?

A. Because he was such a good dancer.


Q. Why were the people on the pavement looking at Ennis?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2007, 12:12:38 am »
A. For the same real we all would too, because he is so cute!!!!!!

Q. Why did Junior forget her blue sweater in the trailer?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2007, 05:31:22 am »

                    Q. Why did Junior forget her blue sweater in the trailer

                     A  She  was marrying a roughneck  and didnt want it to get snagged


                      Q  Why did Aguirre Make the herder sleep with the sheep,  100%
                



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2007, 07:17:17 am »
Q  Why did Aguirre Make the herder sleep with the sheep,  100%?

A. Because while Jack and Ennis might have been gay, Aguiree was...well. we won't get into that.

Q. Why did Aguirre call Jack and Ennis "a pair a deuces"?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2007, 08:27:19 am »
Q. Why did Aguirre call Jack and Ennis "a pair a deuces"?

A. Because he had a pair of threes and wanted to win the hand.


Q. Why were the people on the pavement looking at Ennis?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2007, 11:25:52 am »

Q. Why were the people on the pavement looking at Ennis?

There were no people on the Pavment! Ennis was tripping on LSD (well, it was the 60's)

Q. Why did Jr need Crayons?
"The biggest obstacle to most of us achieving our dreams isn't reality, it's our own fear"

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2007, 12:27:10 pm »
Q. Why did Jr need Crayons?

A. Because she wanted to go to COLORado, where her daddy coulda had a sweet life with Jack!

Q. Why didn't Ennis want to saaang at the church social??

"chewing gum and duct tape"