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Offline David In Indy

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3520 on: June 22, 2009, 02:07:59 am »
Did I read that correctly?

Real signs observed:


In a laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS OFF.


In an office building:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE THE FLOOR BELOW.


In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.


Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.


Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.



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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3521 on: June 22, 2009, 09:05:56 am »
Quote from: David In Indy on June 22, 2009, 01:59:53 am
HELLO!

I dialled a number for one of my Army commerades and got the following recording...

" I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of those changes. "

Not having you as his friend would be his loss, David. He will be the poorer for not having you in his life.  :-\
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3522 on: June 22, 2009, 09:07:01 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3523 on: June 22, 2009, 09:07:32 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3524 on: June 22, 2009, 09:08:07 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3525 on: June 23, 2009, 09:27:59 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3526 on: June 23, 2009, 10:54:31 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3527 on: June 24, 2009, 09:38:09 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
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