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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4080 on: December 21, 2008, 05:20:44 pm »
The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!
Must take down the tent, that don't look right.
when descending they did have a fight
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4081 on: December 21, 2008, 05:38:50 pm »
The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!
Must take down the tent, that don't look right.
when descending they did have a fight
The whole time, Ennis not gettin' why he felt so sick.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2008, 10:58:59 pm by Lynne »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4082 on: December 21, 2008, 10:56:12 pm »


"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4083 on: December 22, 2008, 03:58:55 pm »
"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4084 on: December 22, 2008, 06:28:00 pm »

"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4085 on: December 22, 2008, 08:40:33 pm »
"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
Complaining to the man he secretly adored
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4086 on: December 22, 2008, 10:45:59 pm »


"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
Complaining to the man he secretly adored
Always scheaming to get him into his bed.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4087 on: December 22, 2008, 10:57:30 pm »
when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4088 on: December 22, 2008, 11:41:03 pm »



when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #4089 on: December 23, 2008, 03:26:12 pm »
when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
Everything seemed so right up in the mountain air
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