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Lumière · « **Reply #1850 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:54:18 pm »

Quote from: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 03:37:06 pm

MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

((Frowns right back at Indapaddock))

**Is the plan nuts? Nuts? I don't *like* nuts! Now them cauliflower sheep, though, they smell mighty nice...... That Indapaddock fellow is lucky I'm *much* too torn-up and conflicted to eat just now!**

((MIKA wonders whether the boys understand what awaits them..... If they know how sad everyone will be to see them part....? How low and beat the horses and mules are feeling?))

=Having now at last re-found her voice, the musical mule thinks the time is ripe for a mulish song=

((Sung emotionally in mule-speak with insets of braying))

(( Lucise looks are MIKA .. smiling at her cheerfully ..))

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I can see her lips moving but .. got no clue what she's saying ..
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((Well, No wonder ..

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Mikaela · « **Reply #1851 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:11:29 pm »

MIKA THE DUMBASS MULE:

((Is distracted from his heavy heart for a moment in contemplating how human ears are so small and puny and clearly inadequate. MIKA feels certain all humans must envy mules their lovely, long and sound-sensitive ears something fierce))

**Hah! That Indapaddock fellow even seems to have blue ear wax! How weird *is* that?**

((Shudders in near-revulsion, tries to hide it as best she may. MIKA is after all a polite mule))

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1852 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:14:36 pm »

Meanwhile at the sheep corral...

AGUIRRE:

Damn!! I left my binocs in the car!

**No matter, even I can see a thousand sheep with my squinty eyes. Hafta wait ta get a good look at those two young bucks I hired tho. Damn, they're sweet-lookin! And so's that Basque with the mustache--reminds me of Harold. Now, there's a guy who can grow a mustache!! Yeehaw!!**

Meryl · « **Reply #1853 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:01:45 pm »

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MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

There's a truck stands rigged and ready down in Signal
Today for sad old Lighnin’ Flat it hales
Far away from Brokeback heights of endless sunshine
To lonesome days of rainy skies and gales
You’ll part today, go separate ways tomorrow
And my heart is full of tears at this farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

I hear there's a wicked winter coming
With the taste of loss and longing, sad to tell
Even now I see the grief and sorrow flowing
Your hearts on fire’ll feel as if in hell
I fear no heavy loads, that brings no sorrow
But how bitter seems this desperate farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

Though pain and darkness gather all around you
Your hearts be torn, while trite customs you heed
you shall remember the fragrance of old Brokeback
and the altitudes that saw your true love freed!
And as I return home saddened to my stable
I shall always recall Brokeback very well!

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell.....

Out of the mouths of beasts.....

The High Priestess is humbled before the simple eloquence of our musical MIKA, who brays for us all.

YEEHAW

Daniel · « **Reply #1854 on:** August 03, 2006, 08:16:12 pm »

Quote from: nakymaton on August 01, 2006, 08:20:18 pm

**In response to Guy's offer to let SNOW rule an ice cream empire...**

Yay! Ice cream! I think the pony likes ice cream, too.

((And suddenly... the weather over the Pacific clears???))

GUY RAPHAELSON: ((quickly runs out and talks to Snow some more while the coast is clear))

**We all like ice cream, Ms. Snow. So shall we sign you on with Un Ltd and OOC Productions.... We'd also love your input on product development as well, I'm sure you must have amazing insights on cold.**

RouxB · « **Reply #1855 on:** August 03, 2006, 08:47:11 pm »

I guess y'all think all Basques look alike...

I'm the Basque, not a Basque but I'll count them damn sheep anyway.

Three, six, nine the goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a little white boat.

Looks like about this many

and there should be about this many more

Joe is gonna have their asses

Brown Eyes · « **Reply #1856 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:31:19 pm »

((A stampede of tiny, pastel colored hooves can be heard across the mountain peaks and valleys....))

Oh, Ms. SNOW, we heard all sorts of rumors about ice cream and good weather! We're here to see if you might like more than just one pony!

nakymaton · « **Reply #1857 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:41:47 pm »

SNOW:

Mr. Guy, could we have a whole fleet of ice cream wagons? Pulled by ponies?

Just think of all the places where we could sell ice cream then...

Daniel · « **Reply #1858 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:58:12 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Of course we can. What an ingenious way to bring them to market. Wagons pulled by ponies... Sleds in ski resorts and polar climes. But the wagons are a brilliant idea... we'd have to find a way to keep them refrigerated, but that shouldn't be too hard.... Maybe even have some parades or pageants. Can you think of a Miss August Snow competition? Sounds great.**

((Guy reaches into his briefcase and grabs out pen and pad, quickly jotting his and Ms. Snow's ideas down.))

nakymaton · « **Reply #1859 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:45:11 pm »

SNOW:

((Can't quite sign paper, because she keeps melting. But she eventually manages to stain them with a watermark.))

**This image showed up when I google-imaged "snowflake watermark." No, I have no idea what a purple unicorn has to do with snowflakes, but I'll take it.

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