Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4050136 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4620 on: September 03, 2009, 08:53:54 am »
A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4621 on: September 03, 2009, 09:42:28 am »
A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
that night they did eat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4622 on: September 03, 2009, 10:22:29 am »
A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
That night they did eat
Their fill of elk meat,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4623 on: September 03, 2009, 11:30:19 am »
A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
That night they did eat
Their fill of elk meat,
but going to the tent, Ennis became a laggard


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4624 on: September 03, 2009, 12:39:33 pm »
Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4625 on: September 03, 2009, 12:58:12 pm »
Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4626 on: September 03, 2009, 01:28:53 pm »
Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4627 on: September 03, 2009, 01:30:14 pm »
Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"
He thought the feeling would pass,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4628 on: September 03, 2009, 01:53:39 pm »
Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"
He thought the feeling would pass
It didn't, but caused Ennis a lot of fear.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4629 on: September 03, 2009, 01:54:22 pm »
None of Ennis or Jack was queer

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