Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
Like Ennis and Jack often did
In the fic written by el wing

[ifyoucantfixit]

The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
Like Ennis and Jack often did
Not just the Bluebirds, but we will be singing

[CellarDweller]

Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh

[stonebiscuit]

Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"

[Sason]

Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"

[gwyllion]

Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"
Alma can pound sand,

[CellarDweller]

Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"
Alma can pound sand,
"If she says shit, I spit in her eye!"

[Sason]

That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse

[gwyllion]

That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?

[Sason]

That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do