Author Topic: Kerry's Komedy Klub (Read 1225023 times)

ifyoucantfixit · « **Reply #1230 on:** September 25, 2007, 03:04:44 pm »

CONGRATULATION KERRY YOU DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!

fritzkep · « **Reply #1231 on:** September 25, 2007, 06:16:52 pm »

One of the consequences of having a pope from Bavaria....

dot-matrix · « **Reply #1232 on:** September 25, 2007, 11:15:19 pm »

Bob, a rather handsome hunk of man, walked into a sports bar around
9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on and the
news crew was covering a story about a man on the ledge of
a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he did jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20
bill on the bar and said, "You're on !"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The
blonde was very upset, but willingly handed over her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the
5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money !!

TXdoug · « **Reply #1233 on:** September 25, 2007, 11:34:56 pm »

CONGRATULATIONS, Kerry

I always look forward to your posts.

You are a talented, creative, amazing, unique, sensitive, gentle, and handsome man.

Let's all raise our glass of favorite beverage and toast our friend in OZ, Kerry.

For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, For he's a jolly good fellow, Which nobody can deny

Hip, Hip, HOORAY !!! Hip, Hip, HOORAY !!! Hip, Hip, HOORAY !!!

Blessings and Hugs
Doug

dot-matrix · « **Reply #1234 on:** September 26, 2007, 12:22:25 am »

POSTS!!!

You go Kerry! Keep up the good work, I love your posts!

{{{Kerry}}}

dot-matrix · « **Reply #1235 on:** September 26, 2007, 05:59:58 am »

Kerry · « **Reply #1236 on:** September 26, 2007, 08:10:24 am »

Thank you Dottie, Doug and Janice, for your best wishes!

I was absolutely thrilled to have made my 2000th post. And equally as thrilled to be acknowledged by my BetterMost peers!

I love you guys!

Kerry · « **Reply #1237 on:** September 26, 2007, 08:23:28 am »

Quote from: fritzkep on September 25, 2007, 06:16:52 pm

One of the consequences of having a pope from Bavaria....

ROTFL

And because I'm a Catholic, I'm allowed to post this one.

Earlier this year, Benedict XVI was quoted in the press as having said this. $:-\$ The response from the chap on the right, however, is entirely my own invention!

Dagi · « **Reply #1238 on:** September 26, 2007, 03:08:56 pm »

Quote from: fritzkep on September 25, 2007, 06:16:52 pm

One of the consequences of having a pope from Bavaria....

What would life be like without a decent Brezn and a gscheits Bier!

Dagi

Dagi · « **Reply #1239 on:** September 26, 2007, 03:10:05 pm »

Kerry, you are brilliant!

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