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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3405447 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4320 on: May 06, 2009, 01:47:03 am »



Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4321 on: May 07, 2009, 08:58:42 am »
Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4322 on: May 07, 2009, 09:40:46 am »
Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
His time with Alma had been a bore
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4323 on: May 07, 2009, 10:12:39 am »
Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
His time with Alma had been a bore
As she watched, she knew  what her future would be.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4324 on: May 07, 2009, 10:19:06 am »
Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4325 on: May 07, 2009, 11:19:49 am »
Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4326 on: May 07, 2009, 12:22:25 pm »

Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4327 on: May 07, 2009, 01:27:05 pm »
Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
They quickly undressed,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4328 on: May 07, 2009, 02:54:40 pm »

Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
They quickly undressed,
then ennis did suck him so well!

>:D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4329 on: May 07, 2009, 03:20:03 pm »
He passed the swingset on his way back in,
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