A senior citizen said to his 80 year old chess partner,
“So I hear you are getting married ?”
“Yep,” was the firm reply. “Do I know her?” he asked.
“Nope,” was another firm reply.
“This woman, is she good looking?””Not really,” said the
prospective groom. “Is she a good cook?”
“Can’t cook to save herself,” the old fella said.
“Does she have lots of money?”
“No, poor as a churchmouse,” he said.
“Well the, she must be good in bed?”
“I”I don’t know,” was the surprising answer.
“Why in the world do you want to marry her?”
“Because she can still drive.”