Memo to Director Raymille:
Hi Ray, didja know that your cell phone mailbox is full, and has been for three days?? WTF is goin on???
Here you've been off site for a month, supposedly *working* 18 hour days, circling the globe in search of the next Jake Gyllenhaal, and
still this production is short on actors!! Where are all the fine actors you are supposedly finding and approving? Nary a one has shown up here on the set!
Don't try to fool me no more Raymille, I know what these casting trips are *really* about -- it's all about your f'n casting couch collection!
Well I got news for you, you are going to cost OCC the completion of this fine oeuvre if you don't get us some damn*d actors pronto!
And just forget about Angelina Jolie and that fella, whass-is-name, they ain't interested!
So here is where B.A.M. stands today: we are at the
very end of:
SCENE # 36 – ENNIS & ALMA AT THE LONESOME OLD RANCH.Ennis and Alma have not retired to bed yet, it seems that Alma is frantic to find JACK'S BODY BUTTER.
- JACK'S BODY BUTTER (Nicky - SaucyCobblers) was PM'd 1.5 days ago, however she hasn't been on line for 5 days! hmm, so we are waiting for her! (She lives in the UK).
- ENNIS' PYJAMA BOTTOMS has gone a holidays for a week, we are trying to get JACK'S PANTS (Melinda, Sashca1007) to fill in as the understudy, she was PM'd 12 hours ago, but she has not been online for 36 hours.
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After that scene is completed we have:
SCENE # 37 – JACK RIDES THE BULLS AND HITS ON JIMBO#1 - we do not have a bull
#2 - JIMBO (Scott M. - moromojo) has written that he can do his scene on Tuesday August 22md. He lives in Austin, Texas.
#3 - the ANNOUNCER (Chantelle, FuzzyChanny) has been PM'd 7 hours ago to discuss the role, but she has not replied yet. She has not been online for about 16 hours. She lives in South Africa!
#4 - the BARTENDER (j.U.d.E.)- I PM'd jUdE and sent her some tips and I let her know when Jimbo would be available -- on Tues. Aug. 22nd. and I am waiting to hear. She was last online at BetterMost 48 hours ago. She lives in Belgium.
It seems that most of the rest of the cast and crew have taken the weekend off, and they will be back whenever they damn well feel like it. This is what happens when the Director drops the reins of his ship. We are like a herd of cattle with no captain!
Anyway I accidently hit the post button, so this incomplete memo in rough draft will have to stand as it is, and I am going back to bed!
CD JT
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