((Michael Jackson walks towards the stage along with Mr. Raphaelson who's holding an umbrella for him. Michael Jackson smiles and waves to the audience who's applauding))
MJ: Gimme a sec
((MJ walks backstage, and after a while comes back again to the stage. He has changed his clothes and now looks like he normally does. Grabs a mike, and clear his throat))
MJ: Before I begin to do the part I so humbly offered myself for the sake of this play that has captured my heart, I'd like to thank you all for your support. As you all know ((sniffles)), I've gone through some serious rough path lately ((audience is sniffiling too)) and i've being accused of some terrible lies ((more sniffiling)) and I'm innocent. Well, now i'm working hard to get my career back. Well, i thought a whole new look might help me. The titties are still here, close to my heart. Don't let this oufit fool you. I have them strapped in tape inside this shirt. Do you like my new tities? ((Audience says yes in unison)) Oh, you are so sweet ((sniffles and clears his nose with a hankie)). Ok, ok, now: the part.
MJ as the announcer and trying to make his voice sound deeper to no avail:
MJ announcer: Let 'em rip and snort, boys! This one will be quick. Jack Twist, hangin' on for dear life! Oh my god! This is so bizarre
((Jack rides out and flies off the bull.))
MJ announcer: Oh and down he goes."Did you hurt yourself dear? Is there a doctor? He must've hurt himself. It was such a nasty fall"
((The bull is right on top of him.))
MJ announcer: "Whoa, watch out there, fella! He's comin' for ya! Send in the clowns! Clowns? Where are the children? ... oops sorry.. A fine ride for Mr. Twist. Four seconds for him."
((Jack rolls, gets up, the the Rodeo Clown comes jumping in.))
MJ announcer: "Give 'em a hand folks, are very own rodeo clowns! Now beat it Twist!
((Music begins: Beat it))
MJ sings and dances:
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it