Kerry's Komedy Klub

[ifyoucantfixit]

                                This is like so many experiences on an airplane........... I had one myself of a sort.  They gave my coat out of the overhead to
                     someone that had been deplaned because of issues.   Never got any compensation or my coat back....    


              [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhkm6sgPdtk&feature=related[/youtube]

[David In Indy]

For driving a HORSE?!! They must be joking!

That sounds like one of those weird Indiana laws.

[Kerry]

My niece sent this to me today and I thought it was cute...

Aww, that sure is cute, David. 

[Kerry]

                                This is like so many experiences on an airplane........... I had one myself of a sort.  They gave my coat out of the overhead to
                     someone that had been deplaned because of issues.   Never got any compensation or my coat back....    
             

That's terrible, Janice. Did you not have insurance cover?

[Kerry]

Last of the signs for now . . . .

[Penthesilea]

Hey Kerry, this one ispired me to a BBM photocaption. It's here: http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,3836.msg464289.html#msg464289

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OMG. LOOOOOVE this one.

[ifyoucantfixit]

      

That's terrible, Janice. Did you not have insurance cover?


                          Nope, no insurance....  just a gigantic run around                         


                  I was never able to replace it.  It was a hooded, leather trimmed, pea coat, with wooden toggle buttons...I loved that coat.
Never could find anything close to it.

[Kerry]

Carl Barron's "Whatever Comes Next - Part 1"

(Caution - Coarse Language)



[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpoemPBUilg[/youtube]

[Katie77]

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work..
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked,
rather tentatively.

'I would like it INFREQUENTLY,' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and
leaned over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?
 

[Katie77]

Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.