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Offline ifyoucantfixit

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3240 on: November 22, 2007, 11:36:36 am »



Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
Ennis wasn't impressed
Alma got all distressed





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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3241 on: November 22, 2007, 12:42:59 pm »
Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
Ennis wasn't impressed
Alma got all distressed
Thinking on Ennis and her new life.



New one:

Jack whined about commuting all day
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3242 on: November 22, 2007, 12:55:08 pm »
Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3243 on: November 22, 2007, 01:18:30 pm »



Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%."
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3244 on: November 22, 2007, 03:53:05 pm »
Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%"?
No, sleep with Ennis, - that was his intent!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3245 on: November 22, 2007, 04:12:41 pm »
Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%"?
No, sleep with Ennis, - that was his intent!
But when the boys switched Jack did get his way.
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For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3246 on: November 22, 2007, 04:15:07 pm »
Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3247 on: November 23, 2007, 03:13:55 pm »
Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3248 on: November 23, 2007, 04:38:23 pm »
Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace 
He accidently kneed E.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3249 on: November 23, 2007, 07:22:22 pm »
Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
He accidently kneed E.
And was sorry to see,
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