Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

Humph, I always suspected . . .



               

[Kerry]

[David In Indy]

Hmm, I've always wondered this myself. Now I know.



- The Silent generation, people born before 1947.

- The Baby Boomers, people born between 1947 and 1964.

- Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1979.

- Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995 .



Why do we call the last one Generation Y?

[Katie77]

Oh god, and dont you hate that. These youngens today, wear trousers five times too big, falling down around their knees. It cant be comfortable, and it looks bloody awful.....

I remember the first time I saw a young bloke, with jeans hanging down under his arse, and I actually felt sorry for him, thinking he must have been given the clothes by some charity and even though they were too big, he still had nothing else to wear.

It wasn't long before I saw that it was the latest fashion. ...Dont they ever look in the mirror.....

[Kerry]

Hmm, I've always wondered this myself. Now I know.

- The Silent generation, people born before 1947.

- The Baby Boomers, people born between 1947 and 1964.

- Generation X, people born between 1965 and 1979.

- Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995 .

Why do we call the last one Generation Y?

               

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

HONEYMOON....
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they

were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne

and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new

wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess...











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[Artiste]

I am still laughing at those bar stools !