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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4048511 times)

Offline Katie77

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3590 on: September 17, 2008, 06:18:22 pm »
It could be like this always, Jack said



(by the way, anyone can start a new one, Im just keeping the story going)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3591 on: September 17, 2008, 09:49:58 pm »
It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3592 on: September 19, 2008, 10:34:15 am »

It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3593 on: September 19, 2008, 10:49:41 am »
It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
"With Alma I'll stay"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3594 on: September 19, 2008, 11:16:10 am »

It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
"With Alma I'll stay"
and every few months we'll roll around in a bed
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3595 on: September 20, 2008, 02:14:33 pm »
He liked her direction, fast or slow
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3596 on: September 21, 2008, 03:23:43 am »
He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3597 on: September 21, 2008, 10:05:42 pm »

He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3598 on: September 22, 2008, 05:01:00 am »
He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
In the back of the car


(oh the last line of this could be interesting.. :o :o)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #3599 on: September 22, 2008, 06:55:15 am »

He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
In the back of the car
then she fucked, then she sucked, and she'd blow









*runs from limerick thread*
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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